Definition: Have egg on your face To seem stupid because of something you have done.
Saturday I was cooking eggs for Rachel while she got ready to go out. I got a little to complacent with our cheap pans with no insulation on the handles. Needless to say, I got burnt. The best part was that the instinctual reaction to widthdraw from pain resulted in me flinging hot, moist scrambled egg into my eyes via plastic Tigger plate. I now know the origin of the idiom, "do I have egg on my face?"